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Because that would be, as Shakespeare once so elegantly stated, "that which I scrape from the heel of my kicks after a long walk through the brown, odorous pudding pastures of my old digs in Iowa". Apparently Shakespeare disliked stepping in what he obviously is referencing - mud pies. Who would have thought.